RedSoup

She's, They's, and Gays Bisque

This isn't your average tomato soup—it's a smooth operator. Ripe tomatoes flirting with creamy coconut milk in a steaming swirl of sweet, tangy, who's-in-my-mouth style fun. Every spoonful is a slow, sultry slurp that leaves your lips tingling and your taste buds begging for more.

Perfect for cozy nights, bold bites, or whenever you're thirsting after something very CREAMY.

GNoodle

Chicken Noodle Snoop

Laid-back flavor meets high-vibe comfort in this dopalicious twist on a classic. Tender chicken, thick-cut noodles, and soulful herbs get blazed with a mellow infusion of THC—'cause even your soup deserves to chill. It’s hot, it’s herbaceous, and it’s smoother than a G-funk beat. One spoonful and you’ll be sippin', slurpin', and feelin’ good enough to drop it like it’s hot.

Warning: May cause extreme coziness, couch-lock, and the munchies after a couple hours.

RaveSoup

Hoes Don't Get Chili

When the fit is fire but the forecast's freezing, this thick, sexy bowl of heat keeps your vibe warm and your outfit cute. Loaded with bold spices, chunky beef, sultry beans, and attitude for days, it's the ultimate glow-up for your insides. Whether you're rockin' crop tops in snow flurries or heels on icy sidewalks, this chili's got your back (and your body temp).

Best Served: Hot As Fuck. (Just Like you.)